Top Ten Reasons to join the Chancel Choir:
10. You are running out of clean clothes and the choir robes save on laundry.
9. You recently were selected for jury duty and want to see what it feels like sitting with a group of people.
8. It’s just like American Idol, but for God, and we let you stay.
7. For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back pews but were afraid to turn around.
6. You have been known to nod off during the sermon and don’t want the Pastor to catch you sleeping.
5. You will always have a great, reserved seat for Christmas and Easter.
4. Every time you sing, an Angel gets their wings.
3. When Pastor Raquel starts preaching to the choir, she’ll be preaching to you.
2. In heaven, you will know all the words to the songs.

And the number one reason to join the Rio Rancho United Methodist Church Choir…
1. The offering plate is never passed to the choir.